For Sale: This modest 7 story fixer-upper offers both inner and outer moats, sword fences and crossbow turrets to keep away traveling salesmen and ex-girlfriends.
For Sale: This modest 7 story fixer-upper offers both inner and outer moats, sword fences and crossbow turrets to keep away traveling salesmen and ex-girlfriends.
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I wonder if I they’d let me rent this for my birthday. It’s got to be better than Chuck E. Cheese.
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Nagoyaben, when I put together a photo scrapbook of my life, I may ask you to write all the captions. Consider yourself warned.
Also, as an interested buyer, what sort of defenses does this have against birds? I really hate birds.
.-= Man-shopper´s last blog ..Mr. Metro Casanova =-.
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Dearest Man-shopper, that is a problem. Well, we did have an electric fence set up for a while, but errant school children didn’t mix too well with that. We’re open to suggestions. I’m thinking cats tied to balloons.
Until a solution is reached however, you may continue to butter me up like toast.
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Cats tied to balloons! Even if it doesn’t work, tying cats to balloons will royally piss them off, which is diabolical in and of itself and would yield hours of entertainment for me. Genius. Patent that now.
Consider yourself buttered up. Always happy to oblige. I live in France, so I have an unlimited supply of butter.
.-= Man-shopper´s last blog ..Mr. Metro Casanova =-.
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Oh… Lord… Stop!!
Hahaha
Buttered cats, and electric school kids.
Too much…
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I see an odd kind of Darwinian progression towards equilibrium with the cats. The lighter, hungrier cats would float higher and higher until they either caught a bird or floated away entirely. On the other hand, overly successful cats would ultimately become land-bound, out of reach of tasty birds.
Besides, I meant to say the cats should be tied to baboons.
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I curse you, your Darwinian cat-balloons, and your blasted baboons for my unseemly chuckling in the office, when I am supposed to be diligently working on a pseudo-important (read: mind-numbingly boring) project.
Now my boss is convinced that I find European senatorial careers terribly funny and will continue to assign me to this topic for the rest of the year.
Oh but it was worth it. Baboons are awesome. Especially when they are tied to cats.
.-= Man-shopper´s last blog ..Mr. Metro Casanova =-.
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Does it also keep away ex-boyfriends and ex-husbands?!
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Strangely enough, it doesn’t. They seem to enjoy the moats and whatnot.
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Not interested then! No deal here!
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Come to think of it, I suppose the baboon-mounted cats might act as a deterrent if you keep them underfed.
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Baboon-mounted cats? Hmmmmm, sounds entertaining if anything!
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Yeah, if they aren’t underfed they will likely draw a crowd
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