Fish Massage Message – funny japanese english

by BenWTF on April 27, 2010

in funny japanese english

“Suck up my dead skin!?!”  Sign me up for some of that.  I wonder what would happen if you had a heart-attack while they kissed your toes.  Would they eventually finish you?

You can sleep when you’re dead – funny japanese english

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1 BenWTF April 27, 2010 at 4:22 am

Just in case you doubted me, this site’s content, or the strangeness of this planet..

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2 MikeSan April 27, 2010 at 3:03 pm

I like this one a lot…
Would this work for ones face?

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3 BenWTF April 27, 2010 at 3:34 pm

Don’t see why not. It was freakin’ awesome for the feet. Guess you might drown though..

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4 Zoë April 27, 2010 at 8:01 pm

LOL, this one is the creepiest thing I’ve seen on this site. They just get better and better. I have the feeling you’re holding back on us, boys…
.-= Zoë´s last blog ..Sex so bad I can’t even make up a witty title for it. =-.

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5 BenWTF April 27, 2010 at 8:29 pm

Thanks for the delightful compliments Zoë. Glad we could creep you out, and yes, we have been holding back on you. Don’t worry, we’ll get there. I think it’s just hard to figure out what’s weird for most people. Clowns tend to freak me out. To each his/her own.

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6 Zoë April 28, 2010 at 9:29 am

Clowns ARE creepy. Bring it on!

By the way, Ben, are you the only male blogger I haven’t flirted with yet? I need to remedy that! *wink*
.-= Zoë´s last blog ..Sex so bad I can’t even make up a witty title for it. =-.

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7 BenWTF April 29, 2010 at 1:21 am

I suppose I am. And STILL am since I couldn’t possibly accept your *wink* as a legitimate flirt. I may be easy, but I’m not THAT easy! I read your blog and certainly a sexy and clever girl like yourself can do better than that. And yes, the penguin video was glorious.

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8 Zoë April 29, 2010 at 12:57 pm

Oh, the wink wasn’t flirting. Now, if you receive a mysteriously anonymous package full of sucker fish, you may consider THAT flirting. Because that’s how I pick up guys. Or I could Skype you silly.
.-= Zoë´s last blog ..Warm fuzzies =-.

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9 BenWTF April 29, 2010 at 8:03 pm

I’m Gonna Git You Sucka…

fish. Now that is the way to my heart. If you do decide to ship me sucker fish I’d prefer slightly larger ones ;)

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10 Love in the Dumps April 27, 2010 at 9:30 pm

HAHAH NASTY!!

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11 xcetrachick May 11, 2010 at 10:40 am

Asian massage & toe sucking fish. Wonder if there’s a little red light that comes on when you still your feet in the tank.
.-= xcetrachick´s last blog ..Check, Please. =-.

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12 BenWTF May 12, 2010 at 6:01 am

I agree completely. They should have played 70’s funk and dimmed the lights. Oh, yeah…
It would have worked, but it was much, much, MUCH too ticklish.

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