Not only is this virus particularly more happy than other viruses, but it apparently needs suds to discreetly cover it’s genitalia?
Not only is this virus particularly more happy than other viruses, but it apparently needs suds to discreetly cover it’s genitalia?
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I picked up this card in Korea, in a stationary store during the HEIGHT of SARS. I mean, there were literally dozens of people with masks on inside the store. I couldn’t get over the irony.
Two months later, after Korea was claimed SARS-free, the media started bragging that they never got it BECAUSE KOREANS ATE KIMCHI. So, kimchi = SARS prevention. Good to know.
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Really??? that makes a lot of sense, since at the same time I was eating a lot of Koreans. I guess their dietary immunity was imparted to me.
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I’m just so confused.
1. If the sudsed-up thing is the “happy virus,” then what is that thing floating above it and aiming the shower head?
2. Why are both the virus and the unknown character saying “I’ll bring you happy time?”
3. Is happy time a euphemism for something?
4. Why does the giant sudsy soap bubble have two faces?
5. Why? Just… WHY?
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I believe I can handle this one.
1) I’m drunk now and have no idea. Completely and utterly clueless.
2) See #1
3) You’re thinking ‘happy ending’. But yes, it is a euphemism. It means, “Ben is very drunk and thinks you’re filthy and cute” Ergo, “happy time”
4) Conjoined twins.
5) Because you need to shower and I need to sleep. (see #1 and #3)
*I wrote this last around 7 am after an all-night bender. Taking Mike the Master Dater’s advice (and my own tiny sense of self-preservation), I decided that I shouldn’t drunk text. After waking up, I still stand by what I said. So there.
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Remarkably lucid (and perfectly spelt) responses to my questions for someone at the tail end of a bender. I’m particularly impressed that you were able to craft logical referential answers. If I were in your position, I’d probably say “(see #842)” and sincerely believe that I was making perfect sense.
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Oh, no. You misunderstand. I sent my email AFTER I woke up and proofed it. I think the original was something like this:
SHUT UP bsssspt! Whu? OH, YeaH.
14)blah
Q)I cute & wanna mount…heheheheheheh…huh..SHUT up! no you shatup!
6)zzzzz
But the intent was the same. You see, I have a Drunk Ben/English dictionary for such occasions
*Truthfully. I’m dangerously lucid when drunk. People can’t tell I’m messed up until I’m lying face-down in the gutter.. saying, “Hey, look at this. I’m in the gutter.”
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I rather like the original version. It just made me choke on my own saliva, I was sniggering so much.
Ages from now, aliens will dig up your Drunk Ben/English dictionary, and it will unlock untold secrets of drunkity.
While I haven’t yet been found face-down in a gutter, I’ve definitely been found sitting in two-inch-deep puddles while enthusiastically telling passers-by how much I love swimming. But afterward, I was allegedly face-down in a toilet. My height of drunken dignity. Thankfully these were the days before I began drunk-emailing.
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Dear bitter-sweet Jesus. There’s no spell-check on my computer at work!!!
I am ruined. I will have to keep my responses limited to words I know how to spell, like ‘club’ and ‘rock’.
Your salivation issues aside, I agree the first version was a bit juicier. More viceral. Viseral? Crap. Learning Spanish first, then English just wrecked my spelling. (Totally forgot Spanish by the way)
I expect when aliens arrive, they will need the Drunk Ben/English to decipher all the text on the monuments and statues built for me.. as I plan to rule.
Do you wear those little arm-floats when drinking? Seems like it might be a good idea seeing how often you go aquatic.
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Those arm flotation thingies aren’t a normal wardrobe choice for me, but I’ve definitely worn them at least once on dry land. However, there was a time that I would not go out drinking without my rose-colored glasses. Yes, rose-colored. Literally. I was a snot and thought that I was being ironic when I was actually just being drunk.
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Rose-colored glasses you say? That is pretty snotty. And just when I was starting to think you smote me.. so sad.
I’ll try to look past this and remember the good times.
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I really hope that you do look past it. Does it help that after I lost the rose-colored glasses, I took to wearing blue ones? They weren’t as snotty, but they definitely were tool-ish. I think that I should get extra points as a girl, since it’s significantly more difficult for us to cross the tool line.
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Aw shucks, I could never hold anything against you Man-shopper (other than inappropriate body parts).
I don’t think that it’s any more difficult for girls to cross the tool line though, it’s just that us guys are a lot less likely to care. As in, “she may be a bit of a tool but she’s cute..and she hasn’t noticed what a tool I am!”
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I really didn’t get this one , where a virus is happy Thing? where is good thing? Only in the beginning of that movies “I’m a Legend” and “Biohazard”.
If Korean movies are just boring an (unreal) like they TV Dramas , i do believe that is a poster for a new korean Movie or animation ……
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